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Joke of the Day
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
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"What's the difference between France and Texas. About ten people."
"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."
"Nine out of ten people... Enjoy gang rape."
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"I fucked this retarded chick last night I wanted my first time to be special"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."
"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."
"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."
"Me: Did you know that a woman's voice gets higher when she's attracted to a man? Her: *batman voice* I have a boyfriend"