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Joke of the Day
"Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations"
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"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !"
"Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house ... ... she sits around the house."
"An ISIS attack wouldn't do any damage to Chicago What's one more pot hole?"
"I wish I could crowd surf to work."
"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."
"I'm not saying I've let my house get filthy, but this is the second time I've caught my new Roomba trying to mail itself back to the factory"
"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to keep browsing Reddit and another to get someone else to do it."