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Joke of the Day

"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"

"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"

"I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me"

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"

"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."

"What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman"

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"