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Joke of the Day
"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."
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"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting"
"Growing up, I dreamed of becoming a meteorologist. Now, I've got 3 weather apps on my phone. Living the dream, people."
"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it."
"PUN MEGATHREAD Post your punniest, worst, most awful puns here"
"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"Your dog may be smarter than an honor student... but when was the last time you saw a mother carrying a plastic bag in case her honor student shits in the neighbor's yard?"