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Joke of the Day

"A debator turned politician ordered everyone with beards to go home and come back the next day. He wanted them touche-v it."

"Why are all computer scientists such pessimists? They always worry about the worst case!"

"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"

"Where do poor noodles live? The spaghetto."

"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""

"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"