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Joke of the Day

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday Because apparently you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"I masturbate about myself masturbating about myself masturbating... Inceptcestuous."

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."

"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."

"What day do soldiers hate the most? March Fourth"