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Joke of the Day
"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."
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"""I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them."" (Lay-Z)"
"What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for? Amputee"
"You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video. That tag? Albert Einstein."
"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."
"The tinier the dog, the crazier the lady."
"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."
"*seductively feeding you chicken wings while you hit on a hot chick ""I'm sorry, I really don't know what a wingman is supposed to do."""
"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"