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Joke of the Day

"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."

"Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks!"

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a..."

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"

"*nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!"

"Damn, girl. Are you r/Jokes? Because you tell me the same stupid shit over and over."

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"What's a 68? You do me, and I'll owe you 1!!"