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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""
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"Dinner When my wife asks me ""What do you want to have for dinner"" I never guess right."
"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"
"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"9/10 Redditors are idiots I'm glad to be the 1%"
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a chicken. Chicken: What's your name? Bond: My name's Bond. James Bond. Chicken: Nice to meet you, I'm Ken. Chick Ken."
"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."