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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."
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"What is the opposite of progress? Congress"
"99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science. It does not mean , we always aim for the sky; it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire."
"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."
"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."
"(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy? (Mom, sad): He went to Jared."
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"
"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"
"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."