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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the new club with the gloryholes? It's just a little hole in the wall."

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"[OC] Why did the mayonnaise win the running race? Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup."

"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield."

"*holds up 2 ties* which one, I have a big meeting today ""both are nice"" [wife calls later] ""how'd it go"" well, wearing 2 ties was a disaster"

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"

"What do you call a nomadic neanderthal? A meanderthal."

"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."