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Joke of the Day

"I cannot stand sitting beside a racist person. because its impossible to sit and stand simultaneously.."

"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple."

"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."

"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."

"If a 92 year old woman hooks up with a seventy five year old man. She's no longer considered a couger. That's a saber tooth."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."

"How to kill your wife without consequences. Hah. Made you look."