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Joke of the Day
"How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks? A bargain"
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"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."
"Oh. This is hand *Satanizer.* Well, is my face red with the blood of innocents."
"There is this guy from the Czech Republic that plays chess with his Austrian friend. Czech mate. Edit: Australian, ty unsc_luke"
"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."
"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."
"My hands are really reliable I can always count on them."
"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
"Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator."
"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""