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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."
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"Why are calculators grey and boring? Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:("
"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."
"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."
"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."
"Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it."
"*Tim Burton slams hands on table* WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE *turns to Depp* HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN"
"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"
"hate these fake ""breakfast lovers"" who say they love breakfast but then later in the afternoon you see them sneakin a lunch"
"If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding."