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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan."

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"Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok"
"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"
"Woman Attacks her Husband This woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars. Judge: ""First Offender?"" Woman: ""No. First a Gibson Les Paul. Second a Fender."""
"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."
"What do fake news sites and porn subreddits have in common? No source."
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