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"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"
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"The Puritans were a bunch of stuck-up pricks. They had such a holier-than-thou attitude."
"Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track."
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"in a kindergarten class, there is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. which one do you date? the blonde. she's 18."
"Why are gay men se well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they'll just compliment it a lot and then complain because it won't screw."
"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"
"I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot."