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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
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"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."
"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."
"How many female country singers does it take to sing a Patsy Cline song? Every fucking one of them."
"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."
"Where do facts come from? The factory."
"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."
"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."