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Joke of the Day

"Why does the court never make mistakes about rape? Because it's always black on white."

"What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism"

"I'll never forget my little girl's first words... ""Where are my parents?"""

"I make apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"

"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."

"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."

"Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, ""Which one is yours?"" Say, ""I haven't picked one out yet!"" It's worth it."

"Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" while a Scotsman says ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"""

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?""."