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Joke of the Day

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."

"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""

"I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a ""ghost"" and end up as a ""drunk ghost that needs a ride home."""

"A kiss can make your day Anal can make your hole weak"

"I'm not racist, my shadow is black. "

"If you think it's ""uncool"" to love America, why don't you go see how ""cool"" it is to live in a country that doesn't have toilets or pizza."

"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""

"Just looked in my 8 yr old son's bedroom and I'm pretty sure it can't be ruled out that the Malaysian jet may be in there somewhere."