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Joke of the Day

"So a pope, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar... He asks for a drink. ^^^^Take ^^^^as ^^^^much ^^^^time ^^^^as ^^^^you ^^^^need ^^^^to ^^^^think ^^^^about ^^^^it..."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? One or two thrown hard enough to the head should do the trick. Maybe one if it's really hot."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y"

"Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book."

"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."

"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"

"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"

"Did you hear about the girl who caught the STD Pokemon? She got a Vulvasore!"

"I was having an argument with my deaf wife. All women are the same, they don't listen."

"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."