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Joke of the Day
"Just had to ask myself, ""What would a competent person do in this situation?"""
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"So what I want to open a comedy club called Terri Yets pub... Everyone that lives there has Tourette's syndrome."
"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"
"A dyslexic guy... Walks into a bra."
"Why does the dwarf laugh when he runs? Cause the grass tickles his balls..."
"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."
"Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide? Because you'll be cummingtonite"
"Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."
"ME: my greatest strength is giving people clever nicknames. QUESTION ASKER MAN: and how is this a skill that will help you here?"
"I once asked my mom about the time I was conceived... ...she replied:"" Son, you were simply a blowjob gone awry."""