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"Brazil's congress. thats the joke, folks..."
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"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."
"[having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!"
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
"What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger"
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""
"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"