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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
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"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."
"What do you call a middle eastern sorceress? A sandwitch"
"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"
"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."
"I've never liked barnacles, but since I moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me."
"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""
"Who would you ask for advice about a lion? a lion or a gerbil? The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions."