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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
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"Worst. Cruise. Ever. - Katie Holmes"
"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"
"I have Restless Life Syndrome."
"When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever."
"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"
"Two wind turbines in a field and one says to the other ""Do you like music?"" He replies ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition."
"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."
"Why can't R2D2 walk? Because he has MS-DOS"