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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"
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"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
"Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel..."
"just got vinegar in my eye so I totally get it, girls who get vinegar in their eye"
"My Welsh Friend I asked my welsh mate how many sexual partners he had had, but I never got to find out. Everytime he tried counting them he fell asleep."
"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."
"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"Some people say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"