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Joke of the Day
"just got vinegar in my eye so I totally get it, girls who get vinegar in their eye"
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"One day I hope to be doing so well that people accuse me of being a clone"
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"What do you call a gay Jewish and Chinese couple? Christmas dinner every night. Happy holidays reddit!"
"What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved."
"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
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"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""
"What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck? KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"