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Joke of the Day
"What did one duck say to the other? Quack!"
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"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes? Because his panics."
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."
"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."
"How to play a pokemon game Buy a $250 Pokemon machine ( 3DS )"
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"
"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business :D Edit: Sorry, I'm not sorry"