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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !"
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"""Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway for Proactiv. I've been blessed with great skin, I'm just lucky I guess, but I totally support you if you need this."""
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."
"If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men."
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
"Knock knock [Fixed] Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? ... hehe"
"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy! Now I have to sit down when I pee."
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"
"Sometimes, I just want to be taken seriously. And sometimes, I just want to be taken, seriously."