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Joke of the Day

"If you're too old to get teen pregnant but still want to see a look of disappointment on your father's face, may I suggest a short haircut."

"What's the square root of 69? ate something"

"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""

"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""

"No punchline needed. Did you hear Micheal J Fox got a new job working as James Bond bartender....."

"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday."

"Grocery shopping on a diet is easy in Germany.. Just look for the *gluten tag*."

"Why do Jews watch porn in reverse... Their favorite part is when the girl gives the money back...."