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Joke of the Day

"JOB INTERVIEWER: so, what was your last job? DR. FRANKENSTEIN: bodybuilding"

"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."

"Why did god give Women legs? So they didn't leave slug trails. My father told me that when I was 8 years old."

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S."

"How does a Bat Girl become a Bat Woman? She has a Bat Mitzvah"

"[job interview] ""I'll never hire you"" ME: [swordfighting a field mouse] Is it cuz I'm swordf- NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING TO A FIELD MOUSE"

"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"

"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."

"I would watch a reality show that's nothing but goth kids trying not to smile while riding on a jet ski."