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Joke of the Day

"Which US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"

"There's a new magazine for gay military members.It's mainly just photos of Privates."

"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"

"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"

"Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is not an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though."

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."

"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"

"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."

"Why are girls so odd? they can't even"