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Joke of the Day

"My computer crashed. Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."

"Nuts Two peanuts walk into a bar, one of em was a salted!"

"Remember, he who laughs last is the idiot who took forever to get it."

"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."

"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"

"I was going to make a pun about flexibility I decided not to because it was too much of a stretch."

"Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"