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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"

"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."

"Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings!"

"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."

"gluten free cereal. I want to make a gluten free cereal and name it ""NO FUCKING WHEY!"""

"Here's a joke about cancer... about 1/3 of you guys will get it."

"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."

"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."

"What do you call a bunch of blondes waiting in line for meat? A barbie queue."