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Joke of the Day
"Where can a hand refuel its car? At a fist pump."
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"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."
"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."
"North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage."
"What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps? A homeboyeur."
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have."
"The other day I saw two squirrels making noises at each other as if they were arguing. You could say they were squarreling."
"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."