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Joke of the Day
"Why do white people own so many pets? Because we're not allowed to own people anymore."
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"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"
"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."
"When you sit next to a talker at the movies you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print."
"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."
"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"