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Joke of the Day
"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."
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"Ever tried 77? You get 8 more."
"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"
"Brexit EU now has 1 GB of free space!!"
"""I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist."" - a racist"
"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."
"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it"