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Joke of the Day
"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""
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"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"
"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""
"ELMO WANT BIG HUG!!! ELMO WANT KIDS TO KNOW THAT JET FUEL COULDN'T POSSIBLY MELT STRUCTURAL STEEL"
"Me: Would you have a minute to speak about my lord and savior, nachos supreme? Her: Sir, for the last time just tell me your order."
"I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate Keebler cookies."
"I always used to ask my mom if I could lick the bowl... ... She'd always say ""No! Just flush it like a normal person!"""
"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out."