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Joke of the Day

"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"

"Q: What is hail? A: Hard-boiled rain."

"I have the memory of an elephant I went to the zoo last week, they only had one, he seemed pretty lonely :("

"You can learn a lot about a person if you install a camera in their bedroom."

"My neighbor just gave us a brand new dining set! I guess he was feeling particularly chairitable today."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."

"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"