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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"
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"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"
"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"the neighborhood teens have left so many burning bags of garbage on my lawn that everyone thinks that this is the place you burn garbage now"
"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."
"What paint is most popular in modern buildings? Microsoft Paint"