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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"
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"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"
"I couldn't imagine my parents having sex So last night I hid in their closet and watched"
"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets."
"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"
"Frozen... Text Message from Wife: Windows frozen. Won't Open. Husband: Pour lukewarm water on window. Tap gently with hammer to free windows. Wife: Computer really messed up now. Nothing works."
"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."