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Joke of the Day
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
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"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."
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"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"
"The truth about cardiovascular health!"
"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking."
"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."
"When I found out the murderer dismembered the victim, It really tore me into pieces."
"Why does Yoda like sheep? Because dey go baa..."