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Joke of the Day
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."
"This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like."
"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"