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Joke of the Day
"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"
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"I once dated this German golfer chick. She was a pretty cool girl but she wouldn't ever do anal. She lovingly referred to her butthole as her back nein."
"Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot."
"You know what screw programming C-out"
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."
"Feminism thats the joke"
"Little Jack Warner Sat in the corner A finger in every pie. He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a bung And said ""Lets all go to Dubai!"""
"By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew."
"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""