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Joke of the Day
"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"
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"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
"what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels"
"I tried turning my AC off today but couldn't.... Turns out it's hard to stop a Trane."
"Probably the hardest part of being an adult is trying to come up with excuses to tell your friends about why you go to bed so early."
"Why did Michael Sam, the first openly gay NFL player, say he doesn't shop at Sports Authority? Because he prefers Dick's."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck"
"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"
"Romney: ""I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."""
"Why do melons always have well planned weddings ? They can'telope !"