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Joke of the Day
"How can I give myself a 12 inch penis? Fold it in half. ( ) "
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"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"
"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."
"if i told you you have a beautiful body.... would you hold it against me?"
"I learned something new about Hordor (GOT SPOILERS) He's Canadian."
"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"*seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*"
"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."
"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."