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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
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"*gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*"
"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."
"50 Shades of Letting People on the Train Know You're Not Getting Laid"
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"Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts"
"The first year I didn't eat Thanksgiving leftovers on the day after. I quit cold turkey."
"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."
"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."