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Joke of the Day
"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."
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"My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax."
"I smell sex and candy. I hate being Willy Wonka's roomate."
"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"
"How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots? HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!"
"Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink. I said sure and bought the cows some milk."
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous."
"Arby's also has a secret menu. If you order a ""phone book"" they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat."