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Joke of the Day

"What is the official novel of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."

"A guy who won free buffets for life committed suicide the other day I guess he had a lot on his plate."

"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."

"The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job."

"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"

"Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."

"A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory... They drowned him in cold blood."

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"