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Joke of the Day

"In the beginning... Miller Brewing said, ""Let there be Lite."" The Fat Broad said, ""Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."""

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... Its a shame they'll never meet."

"I watched a bunch of people build a ship... It was riveting."

"What does a pirate take for his allergies? Aye-drops"