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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat, ...she can't even be emotionally carried away."
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"Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""
"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck."
"First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense."
"If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read."
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You're dicks the biggest one I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nahh, you're just pullin' my leg."" Edit: spell check"
"I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent"