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Joke of the Day
"Food is like dark humor.. Not everyone gets it."
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"Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife? Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?"
"My subaru wasn't working. How awd."
"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"
"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"
"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"
"No matter what meal it is, always say you had ""brunch"" so people know how much better than them you are."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."
"what's the best part about being a man? no ."
"I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble."