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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."

"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."

"I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day."

"How many women does it take to park a car? A man."

"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."

"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven."

"My girlfriend cheated on me. She damn near broke my back."