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Joke of the Day

"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."

"Guess drunk? I'm what!"

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"

"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"At my funeral, I'm stipulating in my will that after the eulogy is read the crowd can have 15 minutes for rebuttal, just to be fair."

"Flavor Flav is the bomb \()/ "

"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."