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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."
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"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"
"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."
"Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so."
"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
"You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher"
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
"Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? He didn't want to get hearing aids."